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ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY



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slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you




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pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…




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dustinmathisen:

blondesquats:

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.

Now, to give you an example the force required to…




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Today makes a very exciting #milestone in my #lifestyle change of becoming more active and feeling better about myself. It may not seem like much but I just ran a mile and a half without stopping in 15 minutes! I’m so excited about my progress! I know I couldn’t have done it with out the support of my wonderful boyfriend! I over came one mountain, now to over come the many more that come my way! #irun#fitness#nowineedlegdaytocome#abetterme#healthy#icandoallthethings!

Today makes a very exciting #milestone in my #lifestyle change of becoming more active and feeling better about myself. It may not seem like much but I just ran a mile and a half without stopping in 15 minutes! I’m so excited about my progress! I know I couldn’t have done it with out the support of my wonderful boyfriend! I over came one mountain, now to over come the many more that come my way! #irun#fitness#nowineedlegdaytocome#abetterme#healthy#icandoallthethings!

#irun #lifestyle #healthy #milestone #icandoallthethings #nowineedlegdaytocome #fitness #abetterme



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haleepls:

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Stop it




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yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job




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tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

image




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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage




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thebitchiam:

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

This warms my heart

thebitchiam:

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

This warms my heart




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Me.

Me.




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ammiit:

voozu:

in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”

gobbies

aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?