What do french people call a really bad thursday?
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…
Today makes a very exciting #milestone in my #lifestyle change of becoming more active and feeling better about myself. It may not seem like much but I just ran a mile and a half without stopping in 15 minutes! I’m so excited about my progress! I know I couldn’t have done it with out the support of my wonderful boyfriend! I over came one mountain, now to over come the many more that come my way! #irun#fitness#nowineedlegdaytocome#abetterme#healthy#icandoallthethings!
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”
aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?